Professional Jokes

[plugon]

The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.
The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"

The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."
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Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."

Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
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Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
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Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami."

She said, "We can't do that!"

I told her, "You did it last week!"

[silence]

So so jokes, I dont' get the last one at all.

[plugon]

well the last one ..here is it goes the explanation...sometimes when you travel by flight your baggage get lost and reaches some other destination and it takes a few days to trace and get it back..looks like in the joke the customer had such experience before and he is making fun of the official.

[TEraHertz]

Hmm.. I think it wouldn't be bad if this forum have a topic for little humor, where we can have some more fun :))